GET ME OUT OF HERE! Is precisely what you’ll be screaming as you listen to this weeks satirical podcast. Finally England wrap up victory in Sri Lanka for the first time this century and Whitto is in mid season form. Hence a superb sketch based around ‘I’m A Celeb’ cunningly entitled ‘I’m A Cricketer!’
Join Dec and new Geordie lass Holly as they broadcast live from Down Under. Surrounded by creepy crawlies, bugs and grey haired perv’s, it’s just like ‘This Morning’ for Willoughby. Consequently witness the precise moment that campmates John, Harry and Nick hear of England’s win. They are about as overjoyed as you’ll be in laughing along to this podcast. Trust us… an episode you really do not want to miss.
Whilst Knowles reveals his UK number 1 hit, much to the delight of Redknapp, another group of individuals are making their way into Australia. For the Indian cricket team have bypassed security to showcase a damning indictment of Aussie sport. Except of course, they lost the first T20. Bollocks. Never mind, as with ODI’s and a test series to come King Kohli’s men should decimate a Paine-ful excise of an Aussie side.
In true HFAL style we analyse England’s sweet victory in Kandy. A place where Joe Root was gob stoppingly glorious. Where everything stuck in the toffee hand of Ben Foakes. And where England’s licorice of spinners had Matthews and company in all sorts of bother. Finally this is an Egland side imprinted with the mark of Root. A turnaround more likely than Jacob Rees-Mogg being on Santa’s ‘Nice’ list… Likewise Jonny Bairstow paying attention to his psychologist telling him to forget about bloody wicket keeping.
Now rub in that bite cream, put those bug protective goggles on and prepare to squirm along to this week’s show!
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT!