Scaredy cats beware, for there’s a slightly spooky feel to our latest funny cricket podcast. For the reason that during this week, a coffin lid was raised and the beast doth return from beneath the otherworld. Don’t fear though as Whitto has the mobile number. The number of the beast!
With England having a rather damp time over in Sri Lanka, we defend the ECB’s decision to fly out there during the monsoon season. Why? Well because somebody has to. Consequently hear a press conference from those intelligent blokes dinosaurs.
Hence with Joe Root entertaining the squad on his acoustic guitar, Whitto offers an insight into his teenage years as he reveals his house party classic. Yep, he was only invited to three!
Unperturbed we soldier on and play possibly the longest clip from a Snow Patrol song there’s ever been on one podcast. It’s. A. Banger. Or at least we reckon so. In contrast, if it’s analysis you’re after (why?!) we review the third ODI at Kandy. Reduced to 21 overs a side, England triumphed pretty comfortably. Due to skipper Eoin Morgan reaching his fourth half century in as many matches. Maybe, just maybe there might be a joke or ten about Sri Lankan opener, Dickwella!
Elsewhere we get excited about sixes and dish the dirt on Danish Kaneria and Sanath Jayasuriya. And dial up the number of the beast. Plus the podcast may get even dirtier with some naughty anniversary ideas Whitto has for his missus. Not for the first time you’ll wonder, ‘why does she want to be his girlfriend?’ Probably might be something to do with his shoes. Because he always polishes them? Think that’s it.
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