We’re relaxing on a desert island this week. Lose yourself as the waves gently lap against the shore. Drink in those caressing sun rays, which sooth your unblemished skin. You’re at peace. Calm. Tranquil. Nothing can stop this pleasurable feeling in your state of serenity…

Until Whitto wakes you up to reality! Due to the realisation that there’s no way off the island. Trapped. Just like England cricket fans who want to listen to live cricket are trapped with TalkSport. For this week we had the first ODI between Sri Lanka and England. Or at least there would have been, were the weather not bloody awful. As Mancunians shed their layers of clothes in the Wednesday sun, Sri Lankans huddled under shelter as the monsoon struck. Therefore four and a half hours of Mark Nicholas and Darren Gough. Enough to drive even the most sensible of folk insane. Although we create a shower scene worse than Psycho in today’s podcast…

After auditioning for the role of a Scouse weather reporter, Whitto swivels his lasagne loving eyes on Australia. As we recorded the podcast they were crawling like ants towards a massive 462 run draw against Pakistan. Glamorgan dragon Uzzie Khawaja, leading the stick insect charge. Most noteworthy hear what ‘Terrible Trio’ Smith, Warner and Bancroft are up to right now…

We try and give the Aussies some praise, but it doesn’t quite sound genuine.

Elsewhere KP is back in the news and for the first time ever Whitto gets the listener involved. That means you! Yeah, YOU. Consequently follow us on twitter to find out how your name could feature on next weeks pod.

As a result excitement doesn’t even cover it!

Who cares the English county season is over until April?

Lie back, relax and ease into your State Of Serenity…