‘WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?’ cries a puce faced Gordon Ramsay! ‘WHERE’S THE PATIENCE REQUIRED TO BAT IN TEST MATCHES?‘ cries an equally red faced Whitto. Hence using a selection of Ramsay’s choice words, plus a few of his own, hear how shocking England were at Trent Bridge. Total Kitchen Nightmares. And boy were they poor. Nobody, except Jos Buttler and Ben Stokes stood up. Everybody else was cowering on the floor. Confidence ripped to shreds.
We try to help. We really do. If any England players listen to the pod, heed Whitto’s much maligned advice. Furthermore Ed Smith for gawd’s sake why have you picked James Vince again? That news filtered through as the pod was being recorded. It almost stopped the show. But luckily for you, we are such professionals.
Of course there’s some funny elements to the show. With Graeme Swann the latest cricketer to try his hand, sorry legs, at Strictly Come Dancing, there might be some dancing. A bit. Or at least as much dancing as you can on a podcast.
Will he have Len Goodman in a spin? Can he rip through to the final? And most importantly, could the sprinkler feature? Less rumba, more pumba perhaps.
India feature heavily, as too does the County Champ. Going under the radar a tad, there were some dramatic matches. Plus of course the retirement of everyone’s favourite moustache. Mitchell Johnson. Consequently we play a clip of the Barmy Army roasting his ass. Seems like he was liked by some, less so by others. Most noteworthy his performance in the 2010/11 Ashes. Even more funny than this show!
Above all we’re here to tickle you sides and make you forget how India are going to beat England! Spread the word my friends, spread the word.
The cricket podcast waltzing into your ears. Hungry for some kitchen nightmares?
That lamb sauce ready yet?
