You know those embarrassing phone calls you make to your ex, after one too many Smirnoff Ice’s? Well on this weeks podcast Whitto imagines who England’s director of cricket gives a late night booty call too. And no, it ain’t KP.

With all the sensitivity of a dog unloading on the pavement we attempt to understand the ICC’s new test match championship, why an ex-Rugby player is the only one talking sense in English cricket and how Justin Langer will cope as Aussie head coach (I’ll let you into a secret, he’ll be better than the last one).

For all you fashionista’s out there we also have a very special treat, for Whitto hosts the inaugural Essex County Cricket catwalk and does such a good job Tyra Banks has him pencilled in as a judge on ‘America’s Next Top Model.’ We knew our boy would go far!

All this plus a guide to the top attraction in Northampton, understanding the anatomy of a llama and some food metaphors that’ll have your gag reflexes churning…

See we sometimes treat you! Lie back and enjoy on this bank holiday weekend and if you want to feed your addiction further, find us on iTunes or your podcast device. Subscribe, download and keep up to date with all the crazy goings-on every Thursday eve.